The Twenty-Fifth Scroll

Remember how I said that a swimming pool was going to come up on the front lawn?? Well, guess what?? I was WRONG.

Yes, you read right. I, Feni the most BRILLIANT creature that ever trod on the planet Earth, was actually incorrect about something. I’m not exactly sure what the “thing” is going to be, but I’m pretty sure it’s NOT a pool, because the laborers have set up a cemented platform, and who has ever heard of a pool on a stage???????

Hey… WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! What is THAT’S what they’re building?? A STAGE!!!! Because -maybe, just maybe- they have finally recognized my ASTONISHINGLY MARVELOUS talent??????

This sudden realization has got me a bit dizzy. What if they really have figured out that I was born to be a universally acclaimed diva?!??!! Well, its NO surprise to ME, of course, for I have been exposed to me awesomeness since a VERY young age. But think about the poor, unarmed viewer who will behold my brilliance for the first time EVER?? Think about their reaction?? Why, if they have lead a particularly boring life, they might even… they might even… die!!!! [I am not very comfortable with writing the D-word]

I, for once, am not exaggerating when I say that people could actually… actually cease to exist any more once they take a look at my GORGEOUS face. And my perfectly shaped snout. As well as my trimmed nails. Oh, and my handsome whiskers. [I could go on. There is a lot about me that could be classified under perfection]

Well, maybe this stage will turn out to be a better development than the swimming pool. If it is a stage after all. Which I think it will be. Yeah, sure, I was quite sure that the construction would turn out to be a pond, but hey, first time unlucky, eh?? And I have learned my lesson; I will NEVER be hasty again. I will always think before saying something [or blogging about it] and ponder over the matter thoroughly before letting my opinion be known. 

Except for this once. Because a decision as EASY as this doesn’t take time to think over. I am POSITIVE that a global podium will plant itself on the front lawn so that the globe can spot my feisty self. I have to end this post RIGHT AWAY to inform the folks about what color I want my dressing room to be painted. [Red is so vulgar. Then again, so is blue. But I do so like blue!!]

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The Twenty Second Article

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what?!!? Remember that “construction” that was going on on the front lawn?? I was eavesdropping as hard as I could at Grandma and Mum’s conversation after breakfast this morning, and I have CRACKED it!! I know what is going to be built!!!! Oh, and it’s worth not being able to use the loo for the next few days [sorry, insider joke]. Anyway, I have managed to store most of the chat inside here >points to thick skull< and so, you, Dearest Reader, will be kept in suspense about the puzzling development a little longer.  Here we go;

Mum: The girls [I hope “girls” includes me!] are going to LOVE it!!

Grandma: They’ve been wanting it for quite a while now. I’m glad the construction has already begun and is in full swing.

Mum: Yes, it is a relief that the work has started after all this time. 

Grandma: Feni will love it too, won’t you my little girl?? [Here, Grandma looks at me with an adoring smile]

Mum: I guess she’s been wanting it for a while too, haven’t you dear?? 

Me: >Looks at mum with eyes that said ‘What’s going on??’

Mum: Aww, I think she likes it. Look at her grateful expression.

Grandma: A sweeter thing there never was. 

Mum: Oh, have you heard about the rise in market prices?? 

From her, the conversation gets real boring but I was SO happy about finally finding out what was going to be built that I didn’t care!! You HAVE figured it out, haven’t you?? Well, if you haven’t let me tell you. They have GOT to be planning to set up a swimming pool!!!!! My sisters have been wanting one from the time they were BORN [well, [practically] and I would love one too, wouldn’t I?? [Though if mum and dad ARE planning to make one on the front lawn, I guess it will be a wee bit smaller than they would have expected. But who CARES, right??]

I have to go check out the progress, Dearest Reader, but I will be back with updates.


Feni the Dawg