It's A Dog's Life · Take TWO

Unbelieveable

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! THEY HAD THE GUTS -THE GUTS– TO PUBLISH A POEM BY HER AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO ME?? AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO ME!! [I am so distraught that I can’t differentiate between BOLD and ITALICISED anymore. WAY TO GO, SISTER!!]

It’s just been about a week since Taylor [my supposedly loving and nurturing human sister] previewed that absolutely humiliating poem about me on her blog and just six days [DAYS, people!!] later, another one of her so-called “masterpieces” gets featured in the newspaper. UGH!!

I can’t believe this. While real, comic GENIUS [as regularly featured on my blog] remains unnoticed for years on end, utter “poetic” TRASH goes on to get splattered onto thriving media platforms within a matter of hours. It’s just SICKENING.

Here, take a look at her “poem.” >Smirks< I swear, if this is a rhyme, I’m Picasso!!

Humph.
Humph.