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The Thirty-Fifth Set Of Paragraphs

To apologise for the lame title, I have written ANOTHER poem. This one is about the iPad, the SECONDE love of my life. Take a look;

The iPad

It s glowing screen

Sends shivers down my spine

Oh enchanting iPad

Let me make you mine!

With an aquamarine case

And apps sublime

I patiently sit and

Wait for the time

When I can sneak up

With my teeth gnarling

And get set to

Own you, my darling

Oh what I’d do

To get my paws on you

And spend hours on end

Gaming

On the newest Apple trend

You are mine

There is no other

But when it’s time to part

I think ‘stuff and bother!’

The pesky sisters two*

Are unaware of my devotion

To you

But what can’t be helped

Can’t be helped

And what can be felt

Can be felt

So I ask you

iPad, my love

Can you by the grace

Of the Lord above

Feel my heart

Throbbing, throbbing

My whole body

Sobbing, sobbing

My mind

Mobbing, mobbing

For you??

It is a marvellous piece, isn’t it?? Like music to one’s ears. I have to say, this poem thing is getting quite addictive. Sure, I have just penned down two of them [in record time, I must add] but I just began yesterday.

Who knows how many more rhymes I will have added to my collection by tomorrow afternoon??

Which reminds me, it’s almost twelve and I STILL haven’t been fed my lunch. And today is my favorite food-day, because I get biryani [an Indian specialty] and a generous serving of yogurt slopped on top. Yum!

Duty calls, dear reader. This post isn’t exactly long, but at least it crosses the three-hundred word boundary. Plus, I have intensely researched on long blog posts [okay, maybe the ‘intense-research’ bit was more like ‘I-read-more-than-two-posts-that-crossed-the-thousand-word-barrier’ but who in their right minds would ‘intensely research on the aforementioned topic?? Except so-called professors of ‘literature.’ It takes more than degrees and PhD’s to make a man!!] and figured that they are BO-ring!

Anyway, as I said before, duty calls. Ta Ta for now, Dear Reader!!

P.S: If you are one of them grouchy-typed and is STILL not satisfied with the length of this entry, don’t blow a nerve. I have posted a video below. Check it out. [It will take a while to finish. Precisely 2:11 minutes. Enjoy!]