Taylor turned 14 today and the only reasons this affects me in the least are;
- Like it or not, she’s my -well- sister and I was forced by my conscience [WHY do have to be such a decent
persondog??] to be extra-nice to her today [i.e, NOT burp in her face when she bends down to pet me].
- Birthdays ALWAYS mean cake and cake ALWAYS means guests and guests ALWAYS leave Mom distracted and Mom being distracted ALWAYS means I can snatch a couple mouthfuls of the aforementioned cake when nobody’s looking.
Also, general festivity ALWAYS makes me happy so win-win 😀