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The Eighty-First Struggle

405 LETTERS!!!!!!!!! All I can do nowadays is wake up, answer fan mail, eat, answer fan mail and then go back to sleep!! It’s tiring me out, this routine. I’m not sure whether I’ll be able to continue with “Ask B-Dawg” for much longer.

And I know that if I do so, it will leave a lot of hearts will be shattered, a lot of faces smeared with snot and tears, a lot of fans disappointed [Their calling themselves “B-Friends now. Isn’t that KIYOOT???] . But it’s for the best. I’m afraid, for once in my life, I will have to be selfish and put my own health first.

I’m just happy that I got this chance to interact and possibly help so many kids out there. If only they have someone to confide in… Hey, I know what to do!! If this whole “B-Dawg” business gets too out of hand, I can always hand it down to somebody… Somebody who has no life, no social interaction and definitely nothing else to do than sit around all day with a bunch of letters.

Unfortunately, there seems like there’s no one on this planet to fill that criteria other than… well, me [harsh, but true]. Looks like I’m stuck with this for a while… :/ [That’s supposed to be a frowny face, for those of you who don’t know your emoticons]

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The Eightieth Advice Column

Apparently WOof Diary readers across the globe liked the whole “Ask B-Dawg” concept because GUESS WHAT???? After publishing the previous post, I got SEVENTY-EIGHT FAN LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it’s my EIGHTIETH POST ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is too much good stuff for one day. I wish I could make some lame excuse and go lie down, but I CAN’T. You see, us advice-givers have a responsibility towards our questioners. We have to answer their queries.

Some of the mail was too private to post on the world wide web, but I will post the top two questions I got this past week. I hope I did the askers justice with my answers!!


TO: B-Dawg

I read this blog, woofdiaries, everyday and I think I am addicted!! I spend every waking moment waiting for the author to publish something new so I can devour it. Is this bad???


And I said;

My, my, my!! It must be one HECK of a site!! I mean to say, no, of course it isn’t a problem. Go on, wait for it with bated breath and then devour every word. Oh, and tell your friends about it too. That will help your… um, respiratory issues. 




Is being scared of spotted underwear necessarily a bad thing??

-Just curious


And I said;

I’m pretty sure you got a problem there, buddy. Or maybe this is just a phase. Has this been going on for long?? Of so, I advise you to check out a psych immediately. If not, then you’re fine. You’ll grow out of it. Hang in there!!