Woof Humor

The Forty-Ninth Message [Christmas]

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, oh yeah, I’m famous, I’m famous.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is Christmas. And BOY has it been AWESOME. I got decent gifts; a new Jasmine-scented shampoo, a minty bar of soap, a pack of deluxe blueberry chews and two sparkling, bejeweled sets of collars and chains that are going to be the envy of the block.

But the thing that makes me want to jump out of my chair, screaming like I have ants in my pants [not that that would ever happen because, um, I don’t exactly HAVE any pants] is… Wait, remember that poem I wrote, Lego House?? -If you haven’t read it, click here for the post!- And remember how I assured you that it was so HAWT that celebs would be clambering for rights to sing it??

Well, I may as well consider prediction-guru as a career option becasue, VOILA!! The EXACT SAME scenario I predicted came true!!! Well, not EXACT, but…

ED SHEERAN USED MY LYRICS TO COME UP WITH A EXTEREMLY SUCCESSFUL SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has got to be the best Christmas present EVER!! I mean, it will be no time at all before Ed Sheeran walks up on stage to collect the MTV music award for best song for Lego House and in his dedication speech, he will say, ‘I would have loved to say that I deserve this. But I don’t. The REAL star tonight is none other than blogging sensation, Feni the Dawg!!’ And the stadium will errupt with applause and cheers as I stride in in mum’s stiletto’s [she won’t mind if I borrow it just for the night -right?] and take the music industry by a storm.

All this future-talk has got me hungry. Time to munch on those blueberry chews! [Unless its too fatty. I can’t possibly walk up on stage and receive my best lyrics award if my tummy bulges out of my frock, now can I??]