My human sister is turning 14 in ten days.
What?? That’s it. The title demanded a thought, and I provided you with one. I can’t be funny ALL the time, y’know.
And just because I am a saint and insist on leaving my clamouring fans a.k.a you with a moral after each post [not really], let that be today’s lesson; even comediennes are unfunny on bad days.