So guess what??
Mom and Dad have decided to leave. For Bangkok. In two days.
Which, granted, is pretty dope…
…IF you are undergrads with no responsibilities [i.e, no dog]. NOT so cool when you have the aforementioned dog, two whiny kids AND the aforementioned dog’s diet schedule. I mean, HELLO?? WHO is supposed to force-feed me brussel sprouts during the two weeks they’re away?? Don’t get me wrong; sprouts taste like squirrel poo [disgusting with a hint of even more disgusting] but they DO do wonders for my -um- bowel movement.
I’m not even kidding when I say that sometimes, I feel like the most mature person in this family [and I’m the DOG].