Oh no. NO NO NO NO NO.
First and foremost, on behalf of the staff at the New Yorker, I would like to congratulate you on the astonishing success of your advice column. You’d be surprised at the number of us who have sent you questions.
Therefore, we have decided that it would be, on the whole, a good idea to start up a space on Page 6 just for you. The whole thing is up to you.
Maybe you could swing by our office one of these days and let us know what you feel about this.
Your devoted fan,