Woof Humor

The Ninetieth Declaration

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my fuzzy paws, I have a scrap of paper desperately clutched [a somewhat amazing feat, considering my lack of thumbs], waiting to be folded open and squealed over.

Why haven’t you “folded it open,” then?? You ask??

Well, because a part of me realized that I COULDN’T possibly read the contents with YOU, dear Reader. We have gone through the whole “B-Dawg Affair” [as I am calling this phase of my life] together, and it is only fitting that I end it with you by my side.

It’s time.

Time to figure out who’s going to be the next B-Dawg. Time to change someone’s life by sending them an eMail stating that from over a million responses, I picked THEM to follow my footsteps.

Time to hand over the baton.

>Hand trembles<

OK, here goes nothing;

>Tugs open chit<

>Promptly faints<

 

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