Yes, the title sucks.
Moving on, today was uneventful. My days are getting more an more boring by the… hour. The only incident that’s worth mentioning is that for lunch I was treated with the tender flesh of prawns and a scoop of butterscotch ice cream. That is something I would definitely write home about!!
Speaking of which, I have recently realized that there aren’t any ways a dog could actually communicate with their parents. I mean, I have actually forgotten how my biological mum looks [except for an uncanny resemblance with my flaxen face. Oh, and our fur has the same shade, I guess]!! How disastrous is that!!
I know of humans who call their parents EVERY SINGLE DAY to wish them Good Night. How sweet is that?? On the other hand, if given half a chance I would gladly talk to my mother for half an hour everyday if only I could!!!
I don’t know anything about my mum except for the fact that she advised me to stay away from rat poison. [You can tell from the above sentence that she was a juvenile delinquent] I don’t even remember her name!! All I have to say to the current human population of planet earth is this;
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN??!!!??? [And this is one situation in which “man” means “mankind”]
You clone sheep and send people to faraway planets but you can’t help the canines of this globe track their parents?? I have never heard of something so STUPID!!!! And you guys call yourselves SMART!!! [I’m so mad, my teeth are actually grinding]
Boy, all this reasoning has got me tired. Time for another sugary treat!!